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Joke of the Day

"In some parts of the world, it's considered rude to be a woman."

"What does an Ethiopian have in common with Yoko Ono? They both are living off of dead beatles."

"What do you call something that has nothing to do with elephants? Irrelephant"

"Can America keep it down? Canada needs to work on Monday."

"why cant women count to 70 because 69 is a mouth full"

"I don't want to be a millionaire, I just want enough money to be able to stare off into the distance while pumping gas."

"Why it feels so hard to break up with a japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it."

"Idea: maybe the police force for a town of 20,000 shouldn't have access to weapons you ordinarily need cheat codes to get"

"Today there was an explosion in my kitchen... I combined pasta with antipasta."

"Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. Happy Holidays Fun!"