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Joke of the Day

"After my tweet conversation with you, I delete everything I wrote so you look like a crazy stalker."

"He was a satyr boy She said see you later boy He wasn't goat enough for her"

"Modern Warfare: a $700,000,000 dollar plane drops a $50,000 bomb on a $1.00 tent"

"I love raking all the leaves in my yard into a big pile then running really fast and jumping to conclusions when people don't text me back."

"Do I like money? $"

"Do you know what really gets my goat? El chupacabra"

"""Knock Knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""Wanda"" ""Wanda who?"" ""Wanda go out with me?"""

"Cops in the U.S. are like vampires They suck, their bloodthirsty, and can't come in your home unless invited!"

"What's the point of making people like Paul McCartney and Elton John knights if they're not going to joust?"

"Mrs Claus hospitalised with severe cramps. Heavy Christmas period to blame."