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Joke of the Day
"What's the second hardest thing in the morning? Getting out of the bed!"
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"If you watch an Apple store get robbed... are you an iWitness?"
"Facebook keeps asking me, ""What's on your mind?"", it's like dating someone with low self-esteem."
"My investment plan is to accumulate enough of the bank's pens to offset my overdraft fees."
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"I don't think I'm racist but... ...the KKK all look the same to me"
"Woman bus drivers When I see a woman driving a bus I smile and think about how far we as a society have come in equality. And then I wait for the next bus..."
"Dolphins are really smart. Within a few weeks of captivity they can train people to stand on the edge of the pool and feed them."
"Why is a baby like an diamond? Because it's a dear little thing."
"If April showers bring Mayflowers, what do Mayflowers bring? Pilgrims"