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Joke of the Day

"If April showers bring Mayflowers, what do Mayflowers bring? Pilgrims"

"Mickey Mouse hangs himself... He doesn't die though, it's just a case of suspended animation."

"What's an Australian kiss? The same thing as a French kiss, except it's Down Under."

"Did you hear about the Pizza Chef with no drivers license? He could dish it out but he couldn't take it."

"You can now experience skydiving without a parachute! It's a once in a lifetime opportunity!"

"Why did the piglets do badly in school? They were all slow loiners."

"What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's witness and a Hell's Angel... someone that rings your bell on a Saturday morning and tells you to Fuck Off!"

"Who's the world most famous blacksmith? Will Smith"

"started my own brewery kindof just pour root beer into square bottles."

"Just been up in the loft getting the Christmas tree down, and I found a present from last year which we must have forgotten to give to the kids... ...shame really, they would have loved a kitten."