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Joke of the Day

"Dolphins are really smart. Within a few weeks of captivity they can train people to stand on the edge of the pool and feed them."

"A Buddhist goes up to a hot dog stand... and says ""Make me one with everything."""

"Things that don't kill bees: 1. Furniture polish 2. Febreeze 3. Butter 4. Screaming"

"Here's my favorite limerick. There once was a man from Nantuckett Whose dick was so long he could suck it Wiping cum from his chin He said with a grin If my ear was a pussy, I'd fuck it!"

"I used to brush my teeth before I got hooked on plaque I made this joke when my 2 year old son refused to brush his teeth"

"Just bought a white pool stick... Now, I shoot better then the rest of my school."

"Where do porn actresses wait for their turn in a baseball themed orgy? The on-dick circle of course."

"Two smut writers get together... That night there was a lot of fanfriction."

"Walked into a very expensive restaurant, sat down, was handed a menu. Comic Sans. Got up and left. Life is hard."

"Donald Trump must be happy today... ...now that Chyna is finally dead."