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Joke of the Day

"The Zika virus is officially sexually transmitted... Be careful next time you ask for ""a little head, baby."""

"Adam and Eve are in the Garden of Eden... and they decide to bathe in the river. God shows up and sees Eve washing her vagina and shouts, ""No! Now all of the fish are going to smell like that!"""

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was arrested for manslaughter."

"How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them."

"I said ""no"" to a lot of things this year without giving them a chance. In 2016 I plan on saying ""maybe"" more and then changing it to ""no""."

"Policeman: Why are you driving without a license? Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago."

"I was talking to a mathematician the other day about fractions it was fair to say, our opinions were divided"

"If Kanye West was an egg... ...he'd be over-Yeezy."

"My life would be so much better if I could use a smokebomb to conceal my escape after being turned down by a girl."

"Why does Trump secretly want to lose the election? Because if he wins, he'll have to move into a smaller house, that's in a black neighborhood."