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Joke of the Day
"Facebook keeps asking me, ""What's on your mind?"", it's like dating someone with low self-esteem."
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"Wife: I'm going to grab some dinner, you want anything? Me: No thanks, I'm stuffed. Wife: Ok, I'm going to Taco... Me: I'll have 9 tacos."
"So the trick to getting my Dog to swallow Semen.. ..is coming on a treat."
"[tells friend cat passed away] Is there anything I can do? Yes [holds up fur coat] put this on & lie in my lap But I- [starts crying] OK OK"
"Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? He heard the ref was blowing fouls."
"What does a burning Mexican farm smell like? Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos."
"What do you moan in Cleveland when you're close to orgasm? O-HI-O"
"A man walks into a bar and says ow"
"Some people doubt my memory But I can remember last year as if it were yesterday."
"What do you call a sleep walking nun? A roamin' Catholic."