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Joke of the Day

"How many Tourette's syndrome sufferers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Damn fuck shit screw you dickhead just one asshole twat cocksucker."

"Met a girl at a party and asked if she wanted to go back to my place and hang out. She said she wasn't a whore I said I wasn't offering to pay"

"""Why don't you just tell her how you feel?"" ""Well, alright."" ""Girl, I feel with my nerves."""

"fooling around I was sucking off this bird last night when I thought, ""Wait a minute..."""

"Why did C++ look down at C? It thought C lacked class. i'll see myself out"

"The free internet services I use the least are the ones that email me the most often to tell me how useful they are."

"Holy shit, FREE BANANAS at Walmart if you walk around eating them while you shop!"

"If you took the Facebook IQ Test and it determined you're a Genius, the fact that you participated in a Facebook test negates the results."

"The biggest problem with getting my picture taken is anytime someone says ""Cheese!"" My immediate response is ""Where!!"""

"What is it? It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow"