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Joke of the Day
"Why did C++ look down at C? It thought C lacked class. i'll see myself out"
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"What are the advantages of living in Switzerland? Well the flag for one is a big plus. Badum tss."
"If you give a man a fish you kinda suck at picking out gifts."
"I just changed the clock in my car to show the actual time here comes the good life"
"Life is so damn funny when you have a dirty mind . . ."
"Created by Jews, saves humanity. Who, Jesus? No, dummy. Superman."
"My neighbor said his dog was impregnated by my dog Django. I said ""No way, bro."" ""The 'D' is silent"""
"What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear ? Winnie the Pooh !"
"When I go to Burger King, I like to get a Whopper and a Whopper jr. then make the Whopper watch as I eat the Whopper jr."
"Its pretty annoying how women complain about having 1 baby in their stomach I have like a million in my ballsack and im not complaining."