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"What do you get when you go scuba diving with your iPhone 6 The bends."
"I live in fear that one day the real ""World's Greatest Dad"" is going to show up to reclaim his rightful mug."
"Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ? It was for 'tick or tweet' !"
"How is your diet going? ""Horrible. I had eggs for breakfast."" ""Scrambled?"" ""Cadbury."""
"The letter Q is an O smoking a cig and is therefore extremely cool"
"Did you hear about the temple that burnt down? Holy smokes."
"What do you call the killing of Chinese baby girls? Youth-in-Asia"
"A Buddhist monk approaches a hot dog stand... and says, ""Make me one with everything."""
"Kevin Smith's new movie looks awful. I think I'd rather watch a movie directed by Southwest Airlines."