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Joke of the Day

"People who pariticpate in karaoke and are actually good singers are just fucking obnoxious."

"What the only tag a Tumblr user can't have? A small Oops looks like I pissed off the fatties"

"how do you call those guys who hang around with musicians all the time? Drummers."

"How many dead hooker's in your basement does it take to change a light bulb? Well, it's not 4"

"Why can't you tell Walter White a knock knock joke? Because HE is the one who knocks."

"If a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? No. The universe uses lossy compression."

"If you read enough tweets you can tell the approximate time the tweeter switched from coffee to alcohol"

"Have you ever hit a man with glasses? No. A 2by4 works much better."

"Want to hear a joke about Jonestown? Nevermind, the punchline is too long."

"Knock Knock. who's there? Netanya Netanya who? Yep... thanks Obama."