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Joke of the Day

"Have you ever hit a man with glasses? No. A 2by4 works much better."

"I think my life would have turned out differently had I forwarded those chain letters in the 80's."

"Q: What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money? A: You should bill Gates."

"Who cleans up after Seeing Eye Dogs?"

"How do you castrate a priest? Kick the alter boy in the jaw"

"I really wish some of the fantasies in 50 shades of grey were real... like how she got a job right out of college."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Belle ! Belle who ? Belle-t up and open this door !"

"What's one of the worst things about giving a man a blow job? The view."

"(._.) ( I: ) (.-.) ( :I ) (._.) They see me rollin', they hatin'"

"Q: How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator? A: Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door."