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Joke of the Day
"A 72 year old benjamin button, is a pedophiles dream."
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"Bring your nsfw jokes. You down? Anything that makes parents cry when their kids say it."
"What is cookie monsters favorite war? Vietnom nom nom nom"
"What do you get when you breed a rabbit with an elephant? A dead rabbit with a beat-up asshole."
"I cried when my dad chopped up onions onions was a good dog :c"
"Calling someone a ""protestor"" is now racist... Yupp. That's a real joke."
"Admiral Ackbar sez, ""drop it like..."" http://i.imgur.com/R896U.jpg"
"I just saw a squirrel pooping. That shit was nuts."
"Being a procrastinator with OCD means that I do nothing over and over and over again."
"[maintains eye contact while slowly rearranging the dishwasher]"