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Joke of the Day
"Why did Nietzche's Shop go out of business? He accepted eternal returns."
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"Waxing. Not a cure for lycanthropy."
"I can't believe I just found out R.E.M. split up. I suppose the rest of the band just weren't Michael's type."
"What is a oreo? 2 gang members smashing a white boys face."
"Brain cells come and go but fat cells live forever."
"How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? None. The light bulb will change itself when it's ready."