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Joke of the Day

"Sure, your carpenter could turn water into wine, Father. Now let ME tell you about a plumber who can increase his size by eating mushrooms."

"Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot."

"Every so often, I like to go to the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture."

"5-year-old: Why are we here? Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions"

"Q: How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde? A: It is the one with the kickstand."

"Is it rude to throw breath mints in someones mouth while they're talking?"

"What's the best part of dating 29 year olds? There's 20 of them. (More funny out loud)"

"Does grape jelly go bad or do I just have wine jelly now?"

"Two men were walking on the train track One says to another: ""I am exhausted man, let's walk for a bit."" P.S: From a country rich with oil, but not good jokes - Azerbaijan"

"A magician is driving down a road... ...and turns into a supermarket."