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Joke of the Day

"What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded? Looks like we have debris all over the place"

"How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? ....give her a shovel"

"What did the dill pickle say to jennifer lopez? U WOt M8>?"

"Why can't Chinese have Caucasian children? Because two Wongs don't make a white."

"My mother-in-law was diagnosed with cancer... finally."

"We get it, Japan. All of your cats can skateboard."

"How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number"

"The difference between Jam and Marmalade [NSFW] Q: What is the difference between jam and marmalade? A: I can't marmalade my dick down your throat."

"How to tie the strongest knot ever: 1. Put some headphones in your pocket. 2. Wait one minute. Ta Da !"

"I really wish I knew who kicked the jack under the car which I was working on........ .......... the suspension is killing me."