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Joke of the Day

"What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded? Looks like we have debris all over the place"

"Figure skating is so gay. That's it, Olympics, I'm switching over to Project Runway."

"All my life I thought air was free... until I bought a bag of Chips!!!"

"Neil deGrasse Tyson will no longer be hosting NOVA. Looks like they had to cut deGrasse."

"3 Elephants jump out of a plane, the first two hit land and the last one hits water. What sound did they make? Bum-bum tssh!"

"said to my wife... I can make a car out of noodles. NO YOU CAN'T she said. ...should've seen her face when I drove pasta."

"It's pretty silly to be afraid of spiders when most of them have probably never answered a text message with a phone call."

"My 3 year-old wanted to help me cook breakfast... ...but she wasn't eggsperienced enough."

"What is the only olympic sport that mexicans can compete in? Bordercross"

"What do you call red neck foreplay? Bitch get in the truck."