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Joke of the Day

"All my life I thought air was free... until I bought a bag of Chips!!!"

"I had to pick a password that was 8 characters long. I went with 'snowwhiteandthesevendwarves'."

"What did the lesbian lumberjill say to her girlfriend? Have I got an ax to grind with you."

"Why don't cannibals like to eat clowns? Chronic depression makes the meat a little tangy."

"What do you call a grocery store for people with dementia? Question Mart."

"The hottest chick rang me up at the self checkout today!"

"Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea? Pupil: Dead ? I didn't even know he was sick !"

"ISIS Awards Night: The 2016 best suicide bomber award goes to Mohammed. Unfortunately, Mohammed can't be with us tonight."

"At my funeral, I want a homie to adjust my junk one last time. I'm not gonna rest peacefully if my balls are pinched between my legs."

"I'm white, but not like ""has a golden retriever named Chance"" white."