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Joke of the Day
"What is the most popular bank in Wales? Welsh Fargo... ...gramps made me do it."
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"dont judge a person by the color of their skin or by the content of their character but by the shape of their eyebrows"
"What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chickpea? I've never had a garbanzo on my face."
"""I've been in 3 emotionally abusive relationships"" Said Dave to his new friend. ""I'm so sorry!"" ""Huh. I had them thinking it was their fault as well"""
"How is cat food sold ? Usually purr can !"
"what did the rapman say to other rapman yo tony where did you get that fresh salami?"
"I was going to write a book about my knowledge of tea.. But i decided against it since it would only be a Novel Tea."
"What's the difference between a cliche and a trope? BECAUSE FUCK YOU THAT'S WHY"
"Schools kind of like a penis.. long and hard, unless you're asian."
"Horrible at making friends I was always horrible at making friends. Even when I was a kid, my imaginary friend would play with the kid across the street."