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Joke of the Day

"A Jewish boy asked his father... for fifty dollars for a pair of sneakers. His father replied ""Forty dollars?! What do you need thirty dollars for?!"""

"I had some Taco Bell the other night. Shit was spewing out of my ass at 88mph. Now everyone at school calls me Doc Brown."

"I like my coffee like I like the slaves Free Edit: people down voting freed slaves?"

"Why did Taco Bell hire Eminem? Because he's a Wrap God"

"What do astronauts wear to bed? Space Jammies!"

"I tried to get an hourglass figure... ...but then I realised it would just be a waist of time."

"Why is the tailor's daughter such a slut? She gives great hem jobs."

"What do you call a veterinarian that can only work on one animal? A doctor."

"I can't watch the Super Bowl this year. It's all a LI"

"My co worker is so mad at me right now her eyes are bulging out like a pug. I don't know wether to call 911 or scratch her behind the ears."