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Joke of the Day

"I was going to write a book about my knowledge of tea.. But i decided against it since it would only be a Novel Tea."

"A buddy and I are in the same programming class My friend starts writing down a note I look at it He says ""Hay! That note is private"" I respond ""But we are in the same class"""

"What do you call a snobby felon falling down the stairs? A condescending condescending!"

"What's easier to pick up the heavier it gets? A woman EDIT: Grammar"

"How are American beer and making love in a canoe the same? They're both fucking close to water."

"What clothes do lawyers wear to work? Lawsuits."

"What do you call a Jewish rock band? I want my nickelback"

"My doctor said I am self destructive That explains why I voted for Hillary Clinton"

"you think there'd be a word for 'sleeping bag' that isn't a placeholder description of what it is"

"[mean joke to girls from guys] I really hope you get the hottest boyfriend So I have a chance on hot girls"