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Joke of the Day
"How is cat food sold ? Usually purr can !"
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"How do you stop a woman giving you head? Marry her."
"When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced."
"So a Priest says to a Rabbi.... ""Hey, we should go fuck those kids..."" and the Rabbi says: ""Outta what?"""
"Why was it so easy to find the buried communist treasure after the Cold War? Because X Marx the spot."
"A Jew walks into a bar mitzvah"
"I can't stop watching the Hunger Games movies... ...I have a heroine addiction."
"Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip. To get to the same side."
"Two topics which should never be in the same sentence ""Zika"" ""Can I get a little head"""
"My girlfriend told me its time to shave my pubic area.... She said ""shave but don't go crazy down there"". I told her "" Ok baby I wont go all nuts""."