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Joke of the Day

"Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out."

"I saw a guy with antlers on his car, so I shot it."

"How many Redditors does it take to tell a joke? Two. One to post it and another to create a better punchline in the comments."

"Dear Facebook friend that posts inspirational quotes, your inspirational quotes have inspired me to unfriend you"

"I didn't know too many Jewish people growing up. I realize now that where I'm from they are in the menorah-ty"

"When telling a joke to a German, it's very important to remember the rule of three. They have a very drei sense of humor."

"""Whoa! It's really hot in here!"" ""Sorry, Should I leave?"""

"Why didn't Microsoft release Windows 9? Because Windows 7 ate 9."

"Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson? He thought he would give him a paunch!"

"People who say age is just a number fundamentally don't get numbers and that's why I always borrow money from them."