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Joke of the Day

"Do you know how fast you were going sir? ""15,000mph?"" Wha? No,like 65? ""Seems pretty slow wouldn't you say?"" I guess so. ""Ok bye"" bye?"

"I just did a fart that was like the movie 'The Sixth Sense' There was a weird twist at the end, now I'm afraid to look"

"What was Hitler's favourite video game? Mein Kraft"

"What's the difference between the space shuttle and a 2.5 kiloton bomb? The crew."

"An atheist, a vegan, and a pot smoker walk into a bar. I know because they all immediately told everyone."

"Roman mythology in 3 words The fuck's plagiarism?"

"-Hi, do you have books on midget discrimination? -Yeah, look on that top shelf in the corner"

"To err is human, to eh is Canadian."

"So sad that out of 200 countries in this world,, America ranks 35th in the world in math... But at least that keeps us still in the top 10%"

"I was fired from my job at the sperm bank for saying ""get a load of this guy"" every time someone walked in"