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Joke of the Day

"Another Knock Knock Joke Knock Knock... Who's There? Autch Autch-Who? Gesundheit...."

"TIFU by being a loner Last night I almost had a threesome, I only needed two more people!"

"Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck..."

"First time sex. I would tell you but the joke would finish to fast."

"Did you hear about the Mayweather X Pacquiao fight? The bout was declared a bore."

"Looks like Southwest Airlines needs to install a GPS Tomtom in the planes so their pilots don't get lost."

"I made a really sexy gravy. It was saucy. I put a few raisins in it, but it started getting fruity."

"What did Paul Walker say after filiming the car chase scene?"

"What fruit can't marry Cant-elope"

"Why did Adele cross the road? So she could say ""hello"" from the other side."