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Joke of the Day

"Of course Bruce Willis is going to keep playing the same movie roles. You know what they say about old habits....."

"The reason women will never be the ones to propose is because as soon as she gets on her knees The man will start unzipping"

"The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you end up at work."

"A woman is late to a fight. She takes a seat next to several men. ""How many cocks have been beaten?"" she asks. ""None, until now,"" says a man with a smile."

"If you hated really old teak furniture, would you be anti antique teak?"

"Are you free on saturday? Of course im free im AMERICAN!"

"""Haha those 'said no one ever' jokes are pretty funny"" -said no one ever"

"I went to the zoo but there was only one animal... it was a Shih Tzu."

"A Texan says to a Harvard student... Texan: where are ya from? Harvard Student: well, where *i'm* from, we don't end sentences with prepositions. Texan: oh, alright. where are ya from, jackass?"

"The bad news is we need to downsize on people named Jeremy, so you're fired. WHAT WAS THE GOOD NEWS? India's tiger population is up 30%!"