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Joke of the Day

"15 reasons I really hate clickbait jokes. You won't believe what I say in number 7! It'll make your day!"

"New procedure The hospital in my town is becoming pretty progressive and added a new procedure targeted towards transgender women, it's called addadicktome."

"Why are there only 49 'Black Miss America' contestants? Because none of them want to be Miss I-da-ho"

"Locked myself out of my office 3 times today if anyone's looking for a responsible adult"

"Between the Boko Haram schoolgirl abductions and the recent Malaysia Airlines incidents... I'm starting to doubt if we'll ever see an intact black box ever again."

"Wife: Want do you want for dinner? Me: Surprise me. Wife: I used to be a man. Me: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Pizza."

"I'm spending the holidays with my girlfriend's family They really put the ""JESUS CHRIST!"" back in Christmas"

"I had sex with a prostitute last night... It turned out to be a rash decision."

"Did you hear that Rene Descartes accidentally committed suicide? He just wasn't thinking."

"Wana hear a Canadian joke? Toronto maple leafs."