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Joke of the Day

"New procedure The hospital in my town is becoming pretty progressive and added a new procedure targeted towards transgender women, it's called addadicktome."

"You young couples with your dogs, your trial children, you'll learn nothing about parenting because you can never teach a toddler to ""sit""."

"The birth of my own children didn't bring me half the joy many of you seem to experience when you point out my misspellings."

"Why did the Walrus go to the tupperware party? He was looking for a tight seal."

"Cheating on a good woman is like eating out of the trash instead going out for steak."

"What do Elsa and a necrophiliac have in common? The cold never bothered them anyway......"

"Pollinator? I barely even nectar!"

"If I ever saw an amputee being hanged, I'd just yell out letters. - Demetri Martin"

"How do memes go to the proms? In a lmaosine"

"I really want a sandwich, but I just don't have the time or energy to find a girlfriend right now....."