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Joke of the Day
"How has Gordon Ramsey come to have so many children?? FUCKING RAAAWWWW!!"
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"Why did the redneck cross the road? Because his dick was still in the chicken!"
"Just bumped into my old French teacher and she asked me what I'm up to now. I told her I go to the cinema and play football with my brother."
"Did you hear about the dolphin who went thru a existential crisis? Turns out, he lost his sense of porpoise."
"The laminator is a device that sounds a lot more dangerous to baby sheep than it actually is."
"[Asking someone out] Um...so do you want to come to my exorcism next week?"
"co-pilot: ""ask in a way that won't panic everyone"" pilot: ""ok"" [via intercom] ""is there a fireman on the plane?"""
"Saw a man selling umbrellas in the rain today. He ironically was umbrella-less. When I asked him why, he replied: ""Man, I don't stay dry off my own supply."""
"Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? Because 69 was a mouthful"
"What did the Japanese chef say when his mother died? Well, that's the edamame."