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"How do you piss off horny redditors in nsfw? [deleted]"
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"What type of fruit do twins prefer? Pears."
"""Great, those annoying white people that talk loud and take all the good seats just walked in"" -everyone else in the coffee shop in Friends."
"I was going to write a joke about feminism... But my husband wouldn't let me."
"Watts a homonym?"
"Have you got a Masturbation addiction? Message me, and we can beat it together"
"Put all your neighbors names on your Halloween tombstones in your front yard and wink when you're outside and they walk by."
"If you haven't woken up from a nap covered in stickers, did you even fall asleep while watching cartoons with your preschooler."
"I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine, he gets better with age..... The next day, she locked me in the cellar."
"If someone's mean to you, just lean in and whisper ""I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world"" to them & get that monstrosity stuck in their head."