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Joke of the Day
"On a scale of 1 to Charlie Sheen, I'm at Mel Gibson drunk right now."
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"What did the girl on her period say when she got caught? ""You caught me red handed!"""
"Kid Rock must be an Adult Rock by now."
"1969: America winning space race with the Russians 2014: America keeping up with the Kardashians."
"I was reading in the paper... And I saw this article about this dwarf that got pick pocketed. I thought to myself, ""How could anyone stoop so low?"""
"What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died? Mourning wood."
"I like walking up to any bald guy wearing sunglasses and saying ""Excuse me but I'm supposed to meet a guy named Pitbull here, are you him?"""
"A guy walks into a bar... ""Ouch"""
"Q: How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Four one to change it and the other three to deny it."
"I spend an awful lot of time picking the most desirable potato chips out of the bag for someone who's going to eat them all anyway."