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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a woman in Thailand? A three-legged lady"
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"OC that I came up with whilst daydreaming: Why is there no sofa in the forbidden kingdom? ... because Mao is more of a chair man!"
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"Dear diarrhea, You're a piece of never-ending shit."
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"A really drunk guy... A really drunk guy gets into a taxi and says ""Heeeyy cab guy, can I leave the pizza and the beer in the front seat?"" ""yeah no problem"" -BHLUAGHH-"