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Joke of the Day
"What does tofu have in common with a Dildo? They are both meat substitutes."
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"When the ""M"" of MTV was for music & not for maternity... Those were the days"
"Don't be racist. Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!"
"why did Adele cross the street? To say hello...from the other side"
"My lesbian neighbors got me two fake Rolex for my birthday.... I guess they misunderstood when I told them I wanted to watch"
"What do you call a prostitutes first day on the job? A Grand Opening"
"What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the titanic? About halfway"
"Dracula had impeccable hair for a guy who couldn't see himself in a mirror."
"Cop: You been drinking?nnMe: No.nnCop: Say the alphabet backwards.nnMe: Alphabet the. nnCop: Hilarious. Say each letter.nnMe: Each letter."
"Pointed out my kids real dad to them at the car wash today. None of us are sure if I'm kidding."