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Joke of the Day

"A golden joke... Did you hear about the man who robbed the bank? He went up to the cashier and demanded all the gold. When the thief ran away, the cashier yelled, ""A u!"""

"Oedipus teasing... Oedipus passes near the hill and sees Sisyphus rolling the boulder up that hill. Oedipus (to Sisyphus): How's it goin'? Sisyphus: Shut up, motherfucker."

"Best Classic Joke Ever... So Seinfeld says ""What's the deal with airline food!?"" LMAO"

"Have you heard about the first restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere."

"Q: Who would become President of the U.S.A if the President died? A: Bill Clinton of course!"

"What's the difference between a 3 figure and a 4-figure suit? 1 figure, literally and figuratively."

"I was at the beach and the lifeguard blew his whistle at me. Dude, I'm 40. I'm not listening to a teenager in a bathing suit."

"What's white on the outside and black on the inside? An American police officer."

"Why do technicolor pigs have great breath? Because the have a lot of pigments."

"I hate it when restraining orders get in the way of meaningful relationships. Well played future wife. You win this round"