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Joke of the Day
"BNAG! That's bang out of order."
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"If you are having trouble getting your posts banned from r/science ""Deal with it"""
"Strange trend at my office... People are naming food in the break room refrigerator. Today I ate a sandwich named ""Kevin""."
"An Irish girl tells her mother that she's decided to become a prostitute. ""A WHAT?!"" her mother says. ""A prostitute,"" the daughter says. ""Thank god,"" the mother says. ""I thought you said Protestant."""
"What's your favorite pick up line? Mine is the Ford F Series."
"Me: guess what I shaved! Him: your armpits? Me: no Him: your mustache? Me: no Him: your nec- Me: I don't wanna play this game anymore"
"My friends bakery burnt down... It was toast =D lmao"
"How do you think the unthinkable? With an itheberg."
"Whenever I tinker with the idea of a having a relationship, I go spend a night with my married friends."
"What do people and jellybean have in common? No one likes the black ones"