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Joke of the Day
"I really would love to see two mimes arguing"
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"A black man with a parrot on his shoulder walk into a bar... The bartender asks ""Where did you get him?"" The parrot said ""Africa"""
"I wish my parents ran when they heard The Rolling Stones. Now they're stuck under a pile of rocks."
"My ex wife still misses me BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER"
"America: School 6-18 should be free. More than free! MANDATORY ""Hey can you cover school 19-22 also?"" No that's socialism ""19-20?"" SOCIALISM"
"Doctor... can I bathe with diarrhea? Hmm, yes if you shit enough..."
"What is the difference between a woman and a terrorist? With a terrorist you can negotiate"
"I work in an elevator. It has its ups and downs."
"Sorry I haven't returned your text in 3 days, I was taking a nap."
"Someone told me that women live to be woken up with oral sex... ... but when I tried it my wife woke up and said ""WTF get that thing out of my mouth!!"""