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Joke of the Day
"While deep-sea diving I was strangled by an octopus The whole experience was rather breathtaking."
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"how many Frenchmen does it take to properly defend Frances borders? No idea, No ones ever tried."
"What did the popular astrophysicist's father say to him after his cleat came undone at soccer practice? ""Kneel in the grass and tie, son."""
"It really doesn't matter if the baby's smoking a cigarette or a joint, I think we can all agree that's one fucking cool baby."
"The week seems to go by at the speed of a snail. Unless it's the weekend. Then the snail is driving a Ferrari."
"What do you call someone who's both a Seahawks fan and a LOTR fan? A twelf"
"What's better than honor? Inner"
"I was walking down the street with my wife.. And i saw my mother in law being beaten up by six men, when my wife asked ""Aren't you going to help?"" I said ""No, six should be enough."" From Les Dawson."
"What's a cats favourite dictator? Chairman Maow"
"What do you get if you mix a joke and a rhetorical question?"