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Joke of the Day
"Vegan pizza.... is basically just the box."
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"Joseph was changing Jesus' diaper Joseph slowly takes out Jesus' dirty diaper, when Mary suddenly asks, ""What's inside?"". Joseph exclaimed ""Holy shit!""."
"What's a pirate's favorite bomb? The tsARRR bomba."
"How much lube should you buy to prepare to have sex with a McDonald's fry cook with a cheddar fetish? About a quart to pound her with cheese."
"What did one deer say to the other after leaving a gay bar? Dude, I can't believe I just blew a hundred bucks."
"A priest walks into a bar.. He looks around and leaves disappointed. Everyone is over 18."
"[family game night] Me: do u understand now, grandma? U understand the rules now? Mum [tappin my shoulder]: she gets it. Loosen the headlock"
"Typing Mistake One million copies of a new book sold In just 2 days due to typing error of 1 alphabet in title. ""An idea,that can change ur wife'' While real word was (life)."
"Perks of being a child of divorce Being able to operate Direct TV and Dish"
"The founder of strepsils died this week There will be no coffin at the funeral"