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Joke of the Day

"Right now the parents of the kid who climbed Trump Tower are thinking ""Damn I knew we shouldn't have given him that REI gift card"""

"Mints I was eating mint chocolates and I felt sick after eight."

"Jokes About Canada I've been trying to think of jokes about Canada. I could rib on universal health care, maple syrup, or ""sorry"". But no matter what I think of, it always ends up feeling sort of eh."

"What do you call a cow with no nipples Yomama #getrekt"

"after a long day of respecting women I like 2 sit down and ponder how I'm goin 2 respect them the next day"

"A white American told me I shouldn't call myself ""British"" because brown people aren't native to Britain. A white American White. American."

"What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ? This is the end of me !"

"I hate going to 3rd period Chemistry It's such a Bohr."

"me: i dont want any kids person: *low chuckle* oh, you'll change your mind. me: *grabs them by collar* tell me more about the future, wizard"

"""Honey, can you bring me a roll of toilet paper?"" Toilet paper- ""I have a boyfriend"""