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Joke of the Day
"What do Kodak film and John Lennon have in common? They both came in a yellow box"
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"OMG I forgot to read my horoscope and now I have no idea what life has in store for me today!!!!!!"
"Why did the bi-sexual bear see a psychiatrist? He was a bi-polar bear"
"How do you treat a pain in the ass? Take an asprin."
"Sometimes I answer your rhetorical questions because I think you are that stupid."
"What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine? You don't have to hug a washing machine half an hour after it finishes"
"How did one pothead greet the other? High"
"I give everyone nicknames because using real names is for people who can remember people's names."
"Crime doesn't pay... does that mean that my job is a crime?"
"What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops at three ho's."