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Joke of the Day
"Planet joke. If you make a cake that looks like Mars, could you say it's out of this world? ;)"
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"How do thieves kiss? They make out like bandits."
"Two cannibals are eating a clown... One says to the other: ""Does this taste funny to you?"""
"Friend: Hey guess what? Me: What? Friend: No, guess! Me: I don't need this friendship that bad."
"What do you call a Finn, who gets something done? -Finnished"
"Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Trick question. The answer is C: The farmer."
"What is an amputees favorite movie? Armageddon."
"Two pedophiles sitting on a bench A 12 year old passes by. One pedophile looks at the other and says: Aaah, time forgives no-one. She must've been a stunner in her days"
"It's probably not relevant at all that the big tough republicans always seem to be the most terrified of everything."
"Your ex is posting passive-aggressive spiritual memes again"