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Joke of the Day

"Give a fish a worm, he lives another day Teach a fish to worm, he becomes the best breakdancing fish around"

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"Forget about sexy, I am bringing good manners back!"
"Where did Hitler put all the Jewish cats? Meowschwitz"
"Only 5 days until Facebook is stacked with return to the gym statuses and pictures of salads."
"Scottage Cheese"
"[on plane] Me: It's ok, more ppl are killed by hippos than by plane crashes Pilot: This is your captain speaking, I'm a hippo btw Me: Nooooo"
"Someone called me racist for saying ""black paint"" I disagreed with him, since pointing out the color of paint does not infer anything about my opinions of different ethnicities"
"Confucius say... He who farts at church, sits in his own pew."
"I've been married for about 45 lbs."
"Just got a belly piercing. It's a mistletoe, I don't want any confusion on where I want your lips this Christmas."
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