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Joke of the Day
"Tesla Motors started a brand of cologne. They call it Elon Musk."
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"I'll tell you what's wrong with modern society. Nobody ever drinks out of the skulls of their enemies anymore."
"i know a guy who loves saying ""best thing since sliced bread"" and i imagine hes always at a grocery store lookin at bread and just losing it"
"Toilet humour isn't funny It's just crap."
"*Checks out grocery item* Grocery item: ""I have a boyfriend."""
"My Internet went on a date today He's going after that gache"
"What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles? Electricity."
"I was told politicians didn't take craps I guess that's why they're full of shit"
"How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer may shock you."
"69 I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, ""No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night."""