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Joke of the Day

"I'll tell you what's wrong with modern society. Nobody ever drinks out of the skulls of their enemies anymore."

"In light of Eid Mubarak, here's one... *Mary had a little lamb ... Now she doesn't!* *Eid Mubarak :)*"

"Relationships are about compromise. I pretend she's not watching a Gossip Girl boxset. She pretends I'm not digging her grave in the garden."

"What does OP and DiGiorno have in common?"

"I have a joke about California's drought. But it's pretty dry."

"A patatoe is walking down a hallway When suddenly he Stubbs his toe and screams ""OUCH I stubbed my potaTOES"""

"Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ? Because they climb into tins close the lid and leave teh key outside !"

"What can't you hide in a basement full of dead hookers? My erection"

"What is a physicist's favourite food? Fission chips."

"In his prime, Richard Simmons was, at best, in just okay shape."