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Joke of the Day
"*Checks out grocery item* Grocery item: ""I have a boyfriend."""
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"[NSFW] I like my men like I like my coffee liquified in my favorite mug"
"Never bang someone old enough to be your mom especially if you were adopted"
"The only bad thing about most people is having to interact with them."
"Communist jokes are not funny... unless everyone gets them"
"I wonder how long it will be before ""You look like a million bucks"" is an insult. #inflation"
"Yes, I'd like to return this pizza ""is there a problem, sir?"" *opens box* ITS GOT NO TOPPINGS ON ""sir, you've opened the box upside-down"""
"There are two kinds of people in this world Those who finish what they started and"
"Why doesn't Hitler like Jewish wivern's? Because they're a dragon the state"
"Insert racist joke here... Change location of joke to Ferguson."