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Joke of the Day
"Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party? Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'."
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"You people remind me of lemons.... You're sour, some people like you, and your juices can be squeezed out for money."
"Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?"
"Why do jews have big noses? because the air is free"
"Hillary Clinton is gonna be our first f president Oops, someone deleted the emale"
"Remember the guy who lost his left side? He's *alright* now"
"Ten things only 90s people remember: 1. 1990 2. 1991 3. 1992 4. 1993 5. 1994 6. 1995 7. 1996 8. 1997 9. 1998 10. That sound the modems made"
"What do you call five Mexicans drowning at the bottom of their pool? Cinco."
"What happens once a minute, twice a moment, but never in an eternity? The letter M"
"What has long ears hops and likes websurfing? The e-aster bunny."