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Joke of the Day
"Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party? Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'."
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"I bought some artwork at GenCon, but I'm pretty sure I got ripped off. I swear they're all a bunch of con artists."
"It surely can't be a coincidence that Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog share the same middle name"
"What did the Japanese man say to the hooker? You might feel a tiny prick."
"How many Germans do you need to screw in a lightbulb? One. We're efficient not funny!"
"Why are gay guys able to float? Because they're flamboyant."
"""Yeah, engage your core or whatever."" - impersonal trainer."
"Opening a gym... Gonna focus on power walking & door knocking. I'll call it ""Jehovah's Fitness"""
"If I was a doctor I would scare my patients by pretending to go check google every time they asked me a question"
"Friend: I'm surprised to see you eating a salad. Me: *empties bag of chocolate chips over it*"