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Joke of the Day
"""Yeah, engage your core or whatever."" - impersonal trainer."
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"I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the Internet was a thing I asked my 17 brothers and sisters, and they didn't know either"
"What is the best way to break a shield apart? Seth Rollins with a chair"
"What did the jew post to the nazi subreddit? r/roastme"
"Physicist Frank Wilczek states that there is life on other planets... Profesor Stephen Hawking maintains his position."
"*gets called abnormal* *checks for normal abs*"
"What's the difference between you and a brick? Bricks can get laid."
"What's honey mustards least favorite holiday? Cinco de Mayo"
"Fey items are full of irony."
"What's the difference... What's the difference between a colostomy bag and a politician? The bag isn't always full of shit!"