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Joke of the Day

"(Warning, this is worse than those laffy-taffy jokes) Why don't engineers have sex with much frequency? Because it hertz!"

"My cat tried to knock over my TV this morning. WHY ARE MY BEST FRIENDS FIGHTING?!"

"Dear Coworker, If I'm nodding my head & smiling at everything you've said, this means I'm fantasizing about getting banged by David Beckham."

"Have you heard about the 2 Spanish firemen? Jose and hose B"

"What did the fancy cat say when he wanted to leave? Le meow"

"u don't need dangerous marijuana pot get high on life -ride a bike -read a good book -make a sacrifice to the dark lord -watch a sunset"

"What did the nurse say when she found a rectal thermometer in her pocket? ""Some asshole has my pen!"""

"Give a man a fish, sickening him with botulism which spreads rapidly, people begin dying in droves, STACKS OF CORPSES BLOT OUT THE SUN."

"Do you know what is laziness? Laziness is the art of taking rest before getting tired. lol"

"You can tell Tim Horton's is a Canadian franchise, because my donut just apologized for making me fat."