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Joke of the Day

"What if the light we see at the end of the tunnel when we die is really Us just being pushed out of a vagina into our next life?"

"Sawing a hole in the bottom of a table to steal someone's cake is way harder than it looks on cartoons."

"John supper in spanish is JUAN CENA ^^^^^^^^edit: ^^^^^^^^apparently ^^^^^^^^its ^^^^^^^^juan ^^^^^^^^cena"

"well, i guess this was bound to happen. i left the pot and the kettle on the stove overnight and the pot committed a hate crime."

"So I knew this lady, and even though she was a Prostitute..... She had the Prettiest face I ever came across."

"Did you guys see the stock prices of brussel sprouts today? They really blew up...."

"Why is the Ferguson Police Department a fan of Pokemon? Because you gotta catch Jamal"

"Of Course the Moon Landings Were Staged I've never heard of a single staged rocket going to the moon."

"What does Saddam Hussein and little Miss Moffat have in common? They both had curds/Kurds in their whey/way!"

"Did you hear the one about the gynecologist who was looking for a job? He could never find an opening."