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Joke of the Day

"Why is the Ferguson Police Department a fan of Pokemon? Because you gotta catch Jamal"

"""Hey, wanna hangout?"" ""Later."" ""Now?"" ""No, later"" ""How about now?"" ""Jesus christ."" -if Adobe Updater was your friend"

"is Harry potter rasict What's the difference about Harry potter and a jew? Harry made it out of the chambers alive"

"[Request] Anyone know how the 'ten inch pianist' joke goes? I've seen it referenced as a punchline but never heard the actual joke."

"Pancakes are just crepes who let themselves go after college."

"What did the Spannish Amoeba said to the other Amoebas? ""Hola Amoebas!"""

"Hey girl are you a cool autumn breeze Because you make me wanna jacket"

"I wish behavior in football was acceptable in all jobs. Like if u clear a paper jam out of the printer you can stanky leg on your boss' desk"

"My favorite part about Black Friday is the part where I go to the mall, find a great parking spot & sit in my car with the reverse lights on"

"My wife said that my pen!s closely resembles a Tic Tac. She was proud of her remark until I asked her why her sister still has bad breath then."