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Joke of the Day
"Did you guys see the stock prices of brussel sprouts today? They really blew up...."
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"How is a rabbit like a plum? They're both purple except for the rabbit."
"What is long and hard and has cum inside of it? A Cucumber"
"""Your honor, my client is absolutely not a flight risk.""n""What makes you so sure?""n""He is a penguin."""
"If a rooster lays an egg on a triangular roof, which side does it roll down? Neither! Roosters don't lay eggs!"
"What do you call a row of boxers-in-training? A shitty punch line."
"What's Beethoven's favorite fruit? A ba-na-na-naaaaa"
"I was so close to a threesome last night... I was only missing 2 people"